07-31-2008, 01:55 PM
My cousin just informed me that he knows an 'Authorized Fleshlight Dealer'. They're both enlisted in the Air Force and the dealer has sold (as far as cousins recolection) 15 to his fellow Airmen...
1) I don't think I could use a fleshlight
2) If I could I'd feel ashamed
3) I wonder what the business cards for the dealer look like...
Zane, if you want a fleshlight let me know...I may be able to get you a discount....A coupon for sex is a total win win
1) I don't think I could use a fleshlight
2) If I could I'd feel ashamed
3) I wonder what the business cards for the dealer look like...
Zane, if you want a fleshlight let me know...I may be able to get you a discount....A coupon for sex is a total win win
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