Relocation...for the better of show?

[Mark the Valet]

Threads like this are extremely lame. As if they will move to accommodate you, as if they wanna uproot their families and as if a thread on a forum will make a difference. Stop the QQ and just listen like everyone else does, however they can.

Lies, everyone knows that posting things on the internet makes a difference.
Why, just the other day I forwarded an email that will net me 20 grand because Bill Gates said he'd send money to people that would!
Also, this other time I forwarded an email that benefitted a dying child. See? The internet is magic.