08-01-2008, 10:19 AM
Admin Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:oh i didn't puke or gag by any means....I called the wife over.
now, if the dog were to shit in the room while i was watching that...it would destroy me....smells do me in
I also cannot pick up dog poop because it causes me to heave.
I had to take my choc lab to the vet and they needed a 'fresh' stool sample...well, there are piles all over but the only way to be sure of it's 'freshness' was to follow her for the morning deposit. Well I armed myself with an inside out ziplock and followed her around the yard. After 10-15 mins of her preparing to squat and then realizing i was watching her she dropped (that dog was giving me weird looks the entire time).
It was winter time...so steamy, smelly, warm poo on a nearly bare hand about killed me...my stomach muscles hurt from dry heaving.
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