08-01-2008, 10:24 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:I also cannot pick up dog poop because it causes me to heave.
I had to take my choc lab to the vet and they needed a 'fresh' stool sample...well, there are piles all over but the only way to be sure of it's 'freshness' was to follow her for the morning deposit. Well I armed myself with an inside out ziplock and followed her around the yard. After 10-15 mins of her preparing to squat and then realizing i was watching her she dropped (that dog was giving me weird looks the entire time).
It was winter time...so steamy, smelly, warm poo on a nearly bare hand about killed me...my stomach muscles hurt from dry heaving.
Excuse me your vagina is showing!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!