08-01-2008, 10:28 AM
wienerpoopie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I had to take my choc lab to the vet and they needed a 'fresh' stool sample...well, there are piles all over but the only way to be sure of it's 'freshness' was to follow her for the morning deposit. Well I armed myself with an inside out ziplock and followed her around the yard. After 10-15 mins of her preparing to squat and then realizing i was watching her she dropped (that dog was giving me weird looks the entire time).
It was winter time...so steamy, smelly, warm poo on a nearly bare hand about killed me...my stomach muscles hurt from dry heaving.
Excuse me your vagina is showing!
there was one time when poopie and i met a bunch of friends at a restraunt....we got there late and only ate desert. I got a peanutbuttercup cheesecake...typically very good...except the person next to me had dogshit breath....dogshit breathed neighbor accompanied with the texture of cheesecake = Howie eating dogshit (in my mind anyway) I literally almost threw up.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"