Huge "pock face" simonson

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Lately it's been golf talk, as Huge does his brilliant on-site golf scramble telecasts. Riveting. Riveting stuff. I so care what Tom Izzo and Peter Seccia have to say about their golf games. Also, love the uber-annoying echo that happens whenever Huge takes a call. It just adds so nicely to the overall ambience of that shit-bag show.

***EXCITING HUGE SHOW UPDATE***

Today, Huge is on location at a golf outing, with special guests Tom Izzo and Peter Seccia!!!

The main topic of discussion? Not the Tigers woeful bullpen, not the lack of acquisitions so far in the offseason for the Pistons, not the upcoming Lions season.....IT'S THEIR SUPER SPICY GOLF GAMES!!!!

Huge did conduct a riveting token sports interview with his playing partner, Tom Izzo, about the upcoming Michigan State basketball season, which was as scintillating as you can imagine. Because everyone's talking about college basketball now.

Well done, Huge. Can't wait until tomorrow, where you'll be on location at a golf outing with special guests Peter Seccia and Tom Izzo!

Also, just curious, how big of an envelope does one need to mail in an entire career?

I know that when I used to listen to him that was the thing that got me pissed the most. No Red Wings or Pistons playoff talk, just how great he played that morning. That and his wife's fake cans. I'd be interested to know how Huge-a-Dumb-Ass scores a par 3. 1st tee shot in the woods, hit another. 2nd tee shot lands on adjescent fairway, screams at Mueller for breathing during his backswing. 3rd tee shot land 5 yards in front of women's tee. Mueller uses his 8 iron and drops one on the green. Huge-a-Dumb-Ass threatens to fire him if he keeps that shit up. H-a-D-A leaves a path of destruction and divots to the green that rivals his sad excuse for a face. He 4 putts in. Mueller fearing for his job 3 putts and the score according to Huge is H-a-D-A -1, Mueller +1.
And Fistor, you can't call what he has a "career". More like an overextended ass kiss to sponsors and Matt Hanlon.