08-06-2008, 08:55 AM
I keep hearing that now-loyal listeners first refused to listen to the show solely due to it's stupid name. People are first exposed to the show on a bad note, expecting to be disappointed. Only after then do they realize that the show is good. I think they need to eliminate this little roadblock so that they can reach a larger audience, thereby creating more traffic to this messageboard, thereby making me a hero to more than just you sucks.
All suggestions will be considered before being discarded for my devastatingly awesome suggestion. I will then e-mail the show's new name to the fellas so that they can start work on the new logos, theme music, and what not.
My suggestion:
Salmonella.
Not "The Salmonella Show" or the "Wacky Salmonella Morning Zoo". Just straight up Salmonella. How catchy is that? "Listen to Salmonella in the mornings, followed by non-stop lock stock rockin' all day." It just rolls off the tongue. Matter of fact, I don't even think I need your suggestions.
Please use the space below to praise my brilliance, as per usual. Thanks.
All suggestions will be considered before being discarded for my devastatingly awesome suggestion. I will then e-mail the show's new name to the fellas so that they can start work on the new logos, theme music, and what not.
My suggestion:
Salmonella.
Not "The Salmonella Show" or the "Wacky Salmonella Morning Zoo". Just straight up Salmonella. How catchy is that? "Listen to Salmonella in the mornings, followed by non-stop lock stock rockin' all day." It just rolls off the tongue. Matter of fact, I don't even think I need your suggestions.
Please use the space below to praise my brilliance, as per usual. Thanks.