What is going on!?!?!?!?

[fistor!@#]

Couldn't figure out how to do the watermark, huh?

I'm not skilled at such things. If you make it I can try it.

Dude, I can't figure out long division. If I had the skillz, I'd create a Salmonella watermark background, but alas, I do not.

I'd think someone with Photoshop skills could easily handle it. Need a program to adjust the translucency of the picture.