08-06-2008, 01:18 PM
lol i guess a bunch of us wrote emails, check back for replys! i got one!! 
My email:
Dearest Uncle Pullfinger,
This song is exactly what mainstream music needs! On the radio station I heard your song entitled "Who Cut the Cheese?" they read your letter you sent with the song and I must say that I agree with you whole heartedly! Music is too serious now-a-days! From The Lead Zepplines and The Metallickas to the J-Zee's and Rick Astley's, everyone is way too serious! While they're singing about Stairways to Heaven or Masters of Puppets, maybe even making money and Big Pimpin', none of these things actually relate to MY life!
I couldn't even begin to count the amount of times that I've been in a sticky situation where I couldn't control my gaseous bowel movements! One of your lines talking about being on a date and needing to let one rip, THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!! I actually started taking Beano before going out to meet women because of this sort of thing (good thing they came out with those new dissolving mouth strips)!!
I feel like this song speaks to a wide audience and people can relate to it. Maybe we're the bigger men actually admitting that we have a problem like this but I would say at least 80% of men and 98% of women have problems passing gas at the least opportune times! This song really unites these people and it's hard rocking riffs don't hurt it either. You really know how to shred, man!
So next time I'm in that situation where I gotta let one rip, I'll just remember this song and realize "everyone has this problem, farting in public is normal, not shameful!" Then I'll procede to air guitar out your kickass solo and let the room have it, probably hoping for a nice zesty one! Goodluck in the future man! I know theres a lot of critics out there, but stay strong! For every 5 critics theres a possible 1000 fans! Consider me one of them! -
-John
REPLY:
HI JOHN!
THANKS FOR YOUR E-MAIL.
I'M GETTING DOZENS OF E-MAILS JUST LIKE YOURS! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR THE PROPS!
UNCLE PULLFINGER
he must already be famous enough to send out email replies following a template he made up to keep up with teh influx of reviews he recieved of his song!
My email:Dearest Uncle Pullfinger,
This song is exactly what mainstream music needs! On the radio station I heard your song entitled "Who Cut the Cheese?" they read your letter you sent with the song and I must say that I agree with you whole heartedly! Music is too serious now-a-days! From The Lead Zepplines and The Metallickas to the J-Zee's and Rick Astley's, everyone is way too serious! While they're singing about Stairways to Heaven or Masters of Puppets, maybe even making money and Big Pimpin', none of these things actually relate to MY life!
I couldn't even begin to count the amount of times that I've been in a sticky situation where I couldn't control my gaseous bowel movements! One of your lines talking about being on a date and needing to let one rip, THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!! I actually started taking Beano before going out to meet women because of this sort of thing (good thing they came out with those new dissolving mouth strips)!!
I feel like this song speaks to a wide audience and people can relate to it. Maybe we're the bigger men actually admitting that we have a problem like this but I would say at least 80% of men and 98% of women have problems passing gas at the least opportune times! This song really unites these people and it's hard rocking riffs don't hurt it either. You really know how to shred, man!
So next time I'm in that situation where I gotta let one rip, I'll just remember this song and realize "everyone has this problem, farting in public is normal, not shameful!" Then I'll procede to air guitar out your kickass solo and let the room have it, probably hoping for a nice zesty one! Goodluck in the future man! I know theres a lot of critics out there, but stay strong! For every 5 critics theres a possible 1000 fans! Consider me one of them! -
-John
REPLY:
HI JOHN!
THANKS FOR YOUR E-MAIL.
I'M GETTING DOZENS OF E-MAILS JUST LIKE YOURS! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR THE PROPS!
UNCLE PULLFINGER
he must already be famous enough to send out email replies following a template he made up to keep up with teh influx of reviews he recieved of his song!