08-07-2008, 02:40 PM
Queenie Wrote:Fistor Wrote:How many different means of pooping are there? I live such a sheltered life.
Not sure, but here are some type of poopie:
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Corn Poopie: Self explanatory
Prairie Dog Poopie: The kind that just keeps sticking its little head out and going back in.
Upper Class Poopie: The kind that does not smell.
Atomic Poopie: The kind that burns on the way out and it still burns hours after you poopie.
Who are you and what have you done with the Queen???