08-07-2008, 02:41 PM
Queenie Wrote:Fistor Wrote:How many different means of pooping are there? I live such a sheltered life.
Not sure, but here are some type of poopie:
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Corn Poopie: Self explanatory
Prairie Dog Poopie: The kind that just keeps sticking its little head out and going back in.
Upper Class Poopie: The kind that does not smell.
Atomic Poopie: The kind that burns on the way out and it still burns hours after you poopie.
What about the kind that marks up the whole toilet? Grafitti Poopie?
and the Kind that just can't flush down? Herpes Poopie?
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