08-13-2008, 08:02 AM
In lieu of the hobo massage, how about a gay guy massage. Get a gay listener that has a crush on Joe to come in the studio. Both would have to strip down to their undies (or naked, if they wanted) and Joe would have to give him a full body massage. Extra JoeBucks if there's a happy ending.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."