How did you meet your significant other?

[Rock Monster]

So what you're saying is that both you and your wife are giant dorks!

(I was in band for a few years too, but percussion, so it was a little better)

she quit, so she became less dorky. I stayed in and probably woulda gotten into it at college had I not changed my major to 'knocking her up'

... and now you sweep floors...