09-03-2008, 02:50 PM
dino Wrote:On the right track titan
Encino Man
"Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine."
Blow
Girl: Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?
Guy A: My record is 4 but I think I can do it.
Guy A: Well I was a boyscout. Tom, you were a boyscout, weren't you?
Tom: No, but I ate a brownie once.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."