09-04-2008, 01:48 PM
Peachs Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Blow
Girl: Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?
Guy A: My record is 4 but I think I can do it.
Guy A: Well I was a boyscout. Tom, you were a boyscout, weren't you?
Tom: No, but I ate a brownie once.
uhhhhh Airplane???
Nope, newer
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Dan: What are you doing?
Jerry: Taking off my shoes
Dan: Why?
Jerry: Because I run faster with no shoes
Dan: You can't out-run that bear!
Jerry: I dont have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."