Where's Fistor?

[Titan!]

I wonder though, does threatening someone with violence count as being a dick ?

I know fuster and he's not serious.

Dude we established this rule a long long time ago, perhaps it was even in existence before the board was formed, this board is all in fun. If 99.9% of that fun happens to be at my expense... Well Like Biff told me in a PM, I don't have to post here, and no one is forcing me. (He also told me that he's a little hurt that I haven't yet asked him to pose for me)

So I say F you and your soap beating in my parents basement Fuster. I'm going to hide under your bed and cut your Achilles tendon with a razor then remove your head and leave it in the freezer. errr I'm going to bring you a basket of scented candles and soaps and we can have a bubble bath


However having said that, I fully accept my role as board punching bag, but please lets keep it above the belt. The comments about child molesting, little kids, and anyone under 18 have to stop. I have several members of my family who have had to deal with child sex crimes and it hits really close to home, so please, draw the line there and fire away.


Here, I'll give you a few easy ones, I'm fat, ugly, live in my parents basement, drive a rusty truck, have arthritis that sometimes makes me walk like an old man, i'm 37 with no girlfriend, i'm going grey, I have huge gaps in my teeth, my pits smell like limburger even as little as 10 minutes after a shower, I ask girls I meet on the internet to pose for me, and I think I'm developing athletes foot.