Zane's Wife...What does she think?

[toofolkgr]

It's hard to believe that there are women out there who genuinely believe that men are simple.

I find it equally hard to believe that there are women who think men are complicated.

When I'm not at work I have three basic moods. Sleepy, Hungry, and Horny, and I cycle through them in random order. I have devised a basic test that women (or insert whatever gender you prefer) can use to keep me happy:

#1) Look at me. Are my eyes open? If NO, turn off the lights in the room and go away. If YES, go on to #2.

#2) Check for a boner. A physical inspection is allowed if required. If there IS a boner, go get the spike heels and try to think of a good safety word.

NOTE: If you do a physical inspection for a boner, make it a good 30-60 second inspection. You could find one 30-40 seconds into it that you would have otherwise missed. On the other hand, if the boner was so obvious that you didn't need a physical inspection to find it, let's double-time with getting sex gear. Nobody saunters on a porn set.

If there is NO boner, go on to #3.

#3) Go make me a sandwich.

I doubt there's a woman on earth who couldn't commit this simple checklist to memory. We could end all the fights, eliminate divorce, etc.

People overthink stuff.