Where were you ?

[Biff]

Listening to Howard Stern as his crew was busting his balls for not closing the deal with Pam Anderson. I had just left a customer to whom, after I had written the date on a packing slip, I commented that it was "nine one one day". Little did I know.

I remember the fear. I remember crying. I remember my then girlfriend telling me how the US finally got what it deserved.

Please tell me you left her, and she's not your now wife.

She was around for a few months longer because a) she was a great lay and b) I chalked it up to her age.

Turns out she was just nutty. But she released an absolutely fantastic cd of her own piano compositions.