06-20-2008, 10:49 AM
wienerpoopie Wrote:but 12" is average right?
The Ladies' Man Weighs In:
Leon: Okay? So, next caller?
Caller #2: Hi. Ladies Man? I'm having trouble being confident with woman, because I think I might be a little.. physically.. you know, inadequate.
Leon: Inadequate, yeah.. Now, what is that?
Caller #2: Inferior. You know. I'm concerned about the size of my penis.
Leon: Oh-h-h, okay, yeah, now that's alright, don't worry. The Ladies Man is here to help you. Now, um, medically speaking, just how dinky is your wang?
Caller #2: That's not very medical.. Uh, two-and-a-half to three inches.
Leon: Oh, yeah, that is small. Yeah, uh, you know, I was not expecting you to say anything under ten or eleven inches.
Charlene: It's like a little kid's weiner you got there!
Leon: [ laughing ] Uh, she is right, Sir. But, um, maybe, uh, this will help your plight, Sir. Uh, I have heard that the size does not matter to most women. Isn't that right, Charlene?
Charlene: NO!
Leon: Well, I guess I was wrong, so I guess you can never really ever pleasure a woman, Caller. And I'm sorry for that, but, uh, here's to you and your dinky wang, dinky wang man!