09-12-2008, 09:20 AM
Unsure of what exactly kaeck is and previously thinking it was simply a misspelling of a Jewish racial slur - Quickly looks it up on urban dictionary while leaving agentsmith hanging plate in hand - can't find it.....
Decides best course of action is to clown slap it back into agent's face, scream "haiya" in Bruce Lee style and do several things that are not allowed according to the 'things douches do' wall:
- Dons Croakie equipt Sunglasses (inside of course)
- Slaps Kerry Edwars stickers on the back of everyone in the spirit of a "kick me" sign... note: every sticker has a bullethole sticker adheared
- Thinks it's hot in the room - shouts, "It's so danm hot! Milk was a bad choice!"
- Points at my own junk and asks where the bathroom is.
- Pops my collar.
and finally, begins to swing arms in wide circles announcing that in the event that anyone gets hit, it's their own fault for coming too close - Lisa Simpson style.
Decides best course of action is to clown slap it back into agent's face, scream "haiya" in Bruce Lee style and do several things that are not allowed according to the 'things douches do' wall:
- Dons Croakie equipt Sunglasses (inside of course)
- Slaps Kerry Edwars stickers on the back of everyone in the spirit of a "kick me" sign... note: every sticker has a bullethole sticker adheared
- Thinks it's hot in the room - shouts, "It's so danm hot! Milk was a bad choice!"
- Points at my own junk and asks where the bathroom is.
- Pops my collar.
and finally, begins to swing arms in wide circles announcing that in the event that anyone gets hit, it's their own fault for coming too close - Lisa Simpson style.