09-12-2008, 02:55 PM
Jo Wrote:i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit.
Jo Wrote:i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.
Jo Wrote:i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching.
Jo Wrote:i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy.
Jo Wrote:i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty.
Jo Wrote:i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.
I heard fistor has an internet stalker...
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."