Was Hotwings absence ever completely explained?

[Biff]

Good thing that joke never gets old.

And by "never" I mean "It's effing old already".

Don't you know that once a show member recognizes something you wrote in a post of his own, it is your duty to pound the subject into the ground until such time that it becomes a fine powder easily absorbed by the atmosphere?

Shit, you're right.

Who was the first board member to get their name mentioned on the air?