09-26-2008, 09:22 AM
"I'm running for President of the Future Trash Collectors of America Club at my school and I was wondering if you would like to sponsor me in our 'piercings for pennies' fund raiser?"
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"