We have all become too sensitive

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I thinks it's a great idea to try to control everything my kids say and do. What they wear, what they watch, and how they talk, too. I will start ruling over them with an iron fist immediately. Surely they will never rebel against my hardline dictatorship, like I did with my parents. As long as I don't let them ever live their own lives or have any freedom whatsover, I think everything will turn out great.

Surely me controlling every aspect of their lives is perfect training for them to live in the real world.