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What do you steal or have you stolen ?
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In college, (of course), there was construction on the one main road and a huge caterpillar machine was left unlocked and I climbed in and took the guy's keychain (left the keys), a hustler, the one shift knob, and a whole roll of caution tape.

When attending a basketball game at a branch campus there was a big hand written sign on the main gym doors that said, "Keep small children between adults, a ball deflected, a small child protected". I of course had to have that.

When walking through a small town with my friend, we came a cross a big Servicing/Garage sign on a dealership building, it was probably about 6 feet long and 4 feet tall and it had a few brands I liked so we climbed up and tore it down (it turned out to be made of plywood and very heavy). We proceeded to walk back to where we parked and my friend was carrying it but every time a car passed he would quick throw it down on the ground and act nonchalant. After about 10 times of this the next car turned out to be a cop. He stopped and asked what the heck we were doing and what we kept throwing down every time a car passed. My friend had a rather unusual sense of humor and replied, "Finders keepers!" Amazingly, we were let go and told to put it back. We put it right back, into my trunk. The dumbest part is probably that its too big to put up anywhere in my place but I still have it.

When offroading with my drunken hick friends in their built up Jeeps outside of State College, we were in state game land tearing it up late one night and we came across a stern sign regarding horseplay with a funny picture of people on atv's and in trucks. It was on a huge wooden post. I casually remarked that I would love to have that sign, but it looked bolted on pretty good. The driver said, "oh you want that? and backed over the whole damn thing. So I got the sign with about 2 feet of post as well.
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