What do you steal or have you stolen ?

[Torque]

In college, (of course), there was construction on the one main road and a huge caterpillar machine was left unlocked and I climbed in and took the guy's keychain (left the keys), a hustler, the one shift knob, and a whole roll of caution tape.

I think I love you.

but you're from PA so you probably have webbed toes

Don't be so shallow Titan, I can make up for 'em