10-02-2008, 11:08 AM
I was thinking about going as a transvestite this year...but i can't grow a beard so i would look like an ugly woman....
the trick is to fill the leg of pantyhose with socks to make a nice big schwanz
the trick is to fill the leg of pantyhose with socks to make a nice big schwanz
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"