where is zane?

[bigdaddy]

I think that Zane is dead. They guys are covering for his unexplained death by saying "he'll be back on monday." I think Joe found him last night on the hood of his car with no shirt or shoes and a tranny passed out on the pavement and was unable to revive zane. Zane is dead.

PS...do most of you know that Zane is not his real last name? just curious