10-02-2008, 04:39 PM
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I hear that Zane "found himself", and now he feels that he must make a five day pilgrimage to the Amazon to really feel alive. While there, he has a laundry list of things to do because they will lead him to self enlightenment*. He must swim with the pirhanna, make two native friends - preferably a jaguar and a local tribesman, eat hallucinagenic drugs for an entire day to become closer to the sun god, wear a diaper....the list goes on and on.
I'm not sure how he's going to complete his goals in the little time he has, but it's been done before.
The groupie story isn't true, and he isn't getting fired. The show would end. In fact, he's getting a raise. He'll be pulling in around $200K next year.....and they're providing him with a company car - it's a Mercedes S Class....
And he had some of his nose shaved off. He was tired of the nose jokes.
And he dyed his hair.
And he is swimming the English Channel....pulling a boat....a yacht
lol