Fired for spending too much time on this F'n board

[Titan!]

What the hell kind of work do you do?

What i actually do is unimportant to the story (besides i would have to kill you if i told you), but I came from an IT background and am not working in IT any longer. So the majority of the IT department is probably scared of me. They do bust everyone for internet usage though, that is very very heavily monitored. Apparently they do read flash drives as well, and since i have some login scripts and registry hacks on there from my old job, they probably had a red flag set off...either way i could not get a definitive answer as to why they needed to check my flash drive, all i know is that they didnt find anything

Jesus H F Christ I'm glad I work for myself, the only one monitoring my internet usage is me. I think I would die a little inside if I had to go back to working for the man.