10-08-2008, 09:07 PM
I've gotten Ivanka Trump when I was younger (blech!) and twice some brazilian chick whose name I can't pronounce. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, this past weekend when I was at walmart standing in the main aisle trying to orientate myself, I felt something crash into my legs and wrap around them. I looked down and a little girl about 4 years old was hugging my legs for dear life and she looked up at me and smiled and said, "You look just like my barbie!" I tried to not look as insulted as I felt inside to the cute little innocent child whose mom had to pry her off me... Does that count?
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing
Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.