how do you cure a hangover?

[spoonman]

One way is to drink a glass of water after each drink. It's annoying, but you'll stay hydrated.

That seems like the worst method possible.

I have to take a leak enough times from the alcohol alone, much less throwing in an extra gallon or two of water into the mix. Forget that.

Take 2 of any extended release headache capsules and then drink a 32oz. gatorade before you pass out.