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[plungerhand]

Hold on a minute there Hoss, I've seen pictures of you where you look totally wasted (in Vegas). So are you a liquor only drinker?

explain what you mean, i don't and haven't drank alcohol. i act stupid naturally.

(buzzer sound)...No witness = No crime

legally, no crime. reality, crime. i separate the 2.

Relax, have a beer...it's a joke. Watch a mafia movie or a crime drama, or act stupid naturally if that's your thing...