Duster Bitch Ringtone and other audio clips

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I really want to get FB singing Hong Kong Phooey as a text message alert on my phone. I saw someone mentioned audicity, any opinions on the best way to go about making this? I've tried a bunch of programs to make custom ringtones and even the ones I paid for sucked, the song quality was TERRIBLE and my phone- LG Venus on Verizon wouldn't recognize it, I even tried bit pim and transferring the file directly using the microSD.