10-17-2008, 03:36 PM
A Russian, A Chinese guy and a Polish guy are captured by cannibals. They are told that their meat will be eaten, their bones will be made into tools and their skin will be used for their boats. They are given the choice of how to die as a courtesy. The Russian asks for a gun and shoots himself in the head. The Chinese guy sees how quickly that worked so does the same thing. The Polish guy asks for a fork which he is given and starts stabbing his boddy wildly and exclaims....
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"