10-17-2008, 10:45 PM
airhornahole Wrote:elranito Wrote:Fake it for long enough and it is who you will be and sometimes that isn't a bad thing. Like Kurt Vonnegut said, "We are what we pretend to be".
Change isn't easy, especially not after being one way for so long. However, you simply have to be willing to make a conscious decision and stick with it even when you feel like saying things you know are probably best kept to yourself. After a while it will become easier and eventually it will be natural.
You'd be amazed what can be accomplished with a little dedication and willpower.
Plus, you might want to rub one out before the date, ala "Something about Mary". Just make sure to check your ear.
No seriously, it sounds like you just need to relax.
Before you date.... Masturbate!! Another good Idea!! You make it sound like i was holding her down and sticking my tongue in her ear. Actually I only got two hugs and didn't even kiss her. Didn't even get to first base. I actually consciencely thought about taking this (potential) relationship very slowly (for me). because I honestly didn't want to scare her away. But she didn't treat me very well by bringing her kid and I realized early that she wasn't really ready for the type of relationship I had in mind for us, so I called her on it. Thats what broke it up. :-[
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"