Right now I'm....

[Howie Feltersnatch]

i effing hate cats

The above quoted statement is like saying "Hey Biff, can you give my karma a huge negative hit?".

I allow them in my house because my wife and son love them.

my wife has a cat that her dad found in a snow bank while coyote hunting. he pulled it out and stuck it in his coveralls to thaw and kept hunting. when he got home the nursed it back to health. She is now like 17 years old and a spry bitch that pukes everywhere. she breaks into the catfood bag or sneaks onto the counter and gorges herself until she vomits.

she vomits while backing up very quickly to as to string the vomit across the room....i'll give there, it's pretty cool