I can't work because I'm busy crying

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It's been a mighty long time since I've literally rolled on the floor laughing. Especially over something I've heard and not the vision of some hapless dude taking a shot in the grapes.

forgive those of us who lack the testicular fortitude to remain standing when something devastatingly funny to us happens...in my limited defense, I was not the only person on the ground that day... more appropriately, beating accepted...biting the pillow...now

Oh, I wasn't attacking you. It actually brought back fond memories when I used to literally collapse on the ground with my friends laughing my guts out back in high school.

Usually because one of us had just been hit in the grapes, of course.