U of M vs. MSU

[mayorofawesometown]

You call it maize, we call it corn.

I remember being at a gas station a number of years ago where the clerk mentioned something about scUM getting their asses handed to them. I said "thank God!". The guy behind me, dressed up in scUM game day attire, said "excuse me?". I turned to face him and said "Go blue, go blow". I helped ruin his already bad day.

With lame jokes? Seriously dude, no offense but out of the long list of jokes against U of M fans you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with "scUM" and "go blue, go blow."

At least pull out the classic, "Ann Arbor's a whore."