10-27-2008, 08:29 PM
mainerliser Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Whack my dad in the nose. :-[
I'll bite.......Why?
Because he is a shitty alley cat of a human being that cheats on my mom, totally blew up our family, has estranged himself from me five years ago. At my brothers wedding in which I was the best man, he was there and in the hand shake line he shook hands with the person in front of me then looked at his shoes, walked past me then shook the persons hand right after me.
Then the other day at my nephews football game he just showed up and creepily stood behind me without saying a word for about ten minutes before he actually said anything. So then he shows up to my moms house just to say how old I'm starting to look. He needs a good punch in the face. :-[
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"