Wash your Effing hands!

[Howie Feltersnatch]

In my office of 5 people, 2 of them don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Both are older and are sick a lot. Seriously, they walk not only from the urinal to the door, but from the stall as well. It's utterly effing disgusting. It's also dangerous, with horrible sicknesses such as the nonovirus floating around, which seems to get stronger every year, which is spread from literally ingesting fecal matter.

I have had the norovirus twice over the past 8 years, and the last time I had to go to the ER to have fluids pumped into me. It was easily the worst experience of my life. And these STUPID DOUCHEBAGS are slathering their effing SHIT all over every effing doorknob and surface in the effing office because they are so completely effing backassed as to not have discovered the wonders of soap yet!!!@#

I seriously want to physically assault them when I hear the flush then see them immediately walk out of the shitter. Idiotic third world effing inbred douchebag mothereffers.

right into their effing faces.