Wash your Effing hands!

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Also, if you bring it up, they laugh at you because they think it's preposterous that any sort of matter would be able to make it through the Fort Knox-like barrier that is toilet paper. And they think that as long as you don't cup pee in your hands and then splash it all over then it's all good.

Things don't exist on a molecular level to these effing inbreds.

I don't like poop, it makes me retch.

When my (now) wife and I were dating she would call me from the bathroom (she lived at home) it had a wall and door between the sinks and the toilet and she would sit in the sink room and talk to me on the phone while eating. I would about puke to the thought of eating within sight of a toilet.

Then there was the point when my chem teacher told me to think about it "a fart is air that was in your ass, it has poop in it, very small poop that gets in your nose, mouth, eyes....OH! time for lunch!"

I literaly run from my own farts now so that they don't reach my face.