10-30-2008, 10:24 AM
Fistor Wrote:Also, if you bring it up, they laugh at you because they think it's preposterous that any sort of matter would be able to make it through the Fort Knox-like barrier that is toilet paper. And they think that as long as you don't cup pee in your hands and then splash it all over then it's all good.
Things don't exist on a molecular level to these effing inbreds.
Besides I knew guys that after peeing "just shake it off" forget the TP altogether. Blech wheres that throw up smiley when you need it.