10-30-2008, 01:58 PM
My wife is boob feeding our daughter right now (well not this second....or maybe she is...I'm at work) and it's awesome for me. I don't have to buy expensive formula, I don't have to wake up to feed her in the middle of the night. And the greatest benefit of all, when the baby only eats half of her dinner, each hand gets a differant sized boob, it's like a threesome but without having to buy drinks before hand.
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