10-30-2008, 02:28 PM
Since I started listening to the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show...
- My biceps are huge.
- I get laid three times a week.
- I can insult little kids and get away with it.
- I hate soccer moms.
- I realized that a good majority of people in America are idiots after listening to them call in to "Dumber than Zane Trivia."
- I stopped caring completely about politics.
- I started caring more about football.
- I drink relentlessly, because that's when I come up with my best sarcasm.
- People I work with get dissed on an hourly basis.
- My biceps are huge.
- I get laid three times a week.
- I can insult little kids and get away with it.
- I hate soccer moms.
- I realized that a good majority of people in America are idiots after listening to them call in to "Dumber than Zane Trivia."
- I stopped caring completely about politics.
- I started caring more about football.
- I drink relentlessly, because that's when I come up with my best sarcasm.
- People I work with get dissed on an hourly basis.