Wash your Effing hands!

[airhornahole]

I used to work with a guy who wouold wash his hands before going to the bathroom. His explanation was, "I know where my junk has been, in my pants. My hands have been all over everything. I don't want to get that crud on my junk."

I try to convince that he could was his hands after he was done as well. Didn't work. Dirty, filthy trash. Ended up geting busted for workmans comp fraud. In prison, probably not having a problem with constipation these days.