Wash your Effing hands!

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Yes. We don't talk in the bathroom. If silence is breeched, the breecher is considered gay.

Yes, this is rule #2 in the Male bathroom code.

#1 - No eye contact?

Where I used to work, there was a public bathroom with 5 urinals lined up on one wall. Whenever I'd see one of my work buddies in there by himself, I'd always take the urinal right next to him and stare at him with a gay smile on my face until he'd look at me.