Wash your Effing hands!

[dino]

Yes, this is rule #2 in the Male bathroom code.

#1 - No eye contact?

Where I used to work, there was a public bathroom with 5 urinals lined up on one wall. Whenever I'd see one of my work buddies in there by himself, I'd always take the urinal right next to him and stare at him with a gay smile on my face until he'd look at me.

Fistor knows the bathroom code well!
Further explanation - Eyes forward at all times. You get 1 glance straight down at your own urine receptacle to ensure stream accuracy then, eyes forward and no more than a 5 degree movement is allowed. During said deposit you shall not make any eye contact, no exceptions.

One weird exception in Grand Rapids is at the Grand Woods Lounge downtown. At the urinals they have a 2 way mirror looking out at the bar.....it's weird let me tell ya.