Wash your Effing hands!

[dingdongyo]

my cousing got to drunk to stand up, so i had to help him stand and hold it for him while he peed

too drunk to stand... and to aim his own stream? yet he was coherent enough to stop you from shaking it off?
the standing is uncomfortable enough, but i'd piss myself before i let my cousin grab a handful of my junk.
based on this, one could easily conclude that everything he does is abnormal, which includes tip dabbing. but i'm surprised you haven't figured out that the real reason behind that incident was to get you to fondle him.