11-05-2008, 09:19 AM
I'd vote for Free Beer mostly because of the process of elimination. Zane is all or nothing and would waste the nation's money on the newest fad, Hot Wings wouldn't get anything done because he'd be too busy staring, and Joe would be too focused on climbing random walls in the White House and laying pipe to get anything accomplished. Also, I would love to see Free Beer burn the leaders of other countries and make them humble, and listening to Free Beer's speeches littered with word smishes would be wonderful.